- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

YOLO

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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