- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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