I'm going to Re-write History... History

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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