- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

I don't believe in giraffes.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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