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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jordan is pregant

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Golf.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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