Homosexualism is so gay man

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

whats my name? Matt

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Anti Joke

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