Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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