- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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