What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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