- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Pickles are powerful

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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