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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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