Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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