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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I'm going to Re-write History... History

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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