Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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