A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Small Penis.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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