- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Good job, son.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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