- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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