- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

woman's rights

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So one time there was this woman learning...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??