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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Chicken

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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