- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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