- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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