Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Sarah Palin.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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