- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

tim has no humor

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

have you ever had african food? neither have they

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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