What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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