- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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