- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

France had one revolution

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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