- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression