A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Okay.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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