- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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