What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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