Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I have a really funny joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A person from Singapore eats

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Ben Affleck

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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don't just stand there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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