What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Rebecca Black

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Poop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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