- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

This is not funny.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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