Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

boobs!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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