- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Continents are large islands.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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