- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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