- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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