How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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