What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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