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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

hey hey apple

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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