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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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