Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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You all have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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