- Anti Joke

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this