Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

aodhan hearty

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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