- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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