- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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