- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Did you know? . You already know!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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