- Anti Joke

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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