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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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