- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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