A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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women's rights

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Your mums a potato

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Guest what? Dog

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