- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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