timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops