What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mother just died.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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