when debbie meets downer

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Tim likes girls

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

matt is fat

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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