What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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