What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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