Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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