- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your mom went to college

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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