- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What does water smell like? water.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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