- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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