- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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