- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

hola said the chinese man

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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