John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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