Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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