A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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