How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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ur gey

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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