- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A dog was barking at a tree

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

The holocaust

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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