That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Jordan is pregant

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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