- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

My spelling is horrible

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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