- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Women's rights.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

TIMMY

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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