Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Lindsay Lohan

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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jibby jobby

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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