-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Well this is pointless.....

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A black student graduated High School

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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