What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

mexicans fishing

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's your blood type? Red.

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