- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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