- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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