Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Microwave

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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24

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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