- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??