Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Penis

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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I'm gay.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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