- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A man walks into a bar

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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